Joffrey Lupul gets sexually harassed on Instagram
Now admittedly, the following tweet by the Maple Leafs Joffrey Lupul is dated 9th July, but I didn’t start ‘following’ him until this week. (That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.)
Big ups instagr.am/p/M3oTZ8DcpN/
— Joffrey Lupul (@JLupul) July 9, 2012
Anyway, I’m not posting the tweet because the other guy in the photo looks like Jose Bautista after one too many bacon wrapped Burkie’s dogs or because I have a thing for men in tight shorts.
(Brief interlude: I still have mental scars from the Volleyball scene in Top Gun even nearly 30 years later, so much so that I can only watch this updated version to ease the pain:)
Okay, where were we?……Ah yes, now I remember. No, the main reason for showing you the photo is to do with some of the comments made by various women on Instagram. The last one is my favourite:
THEELLIETRAIN: ‘Oh to be able to just sit and watch that.’
BROWNEYEDGIRRRRL: ‘This… Is a nice view.’
KMUNZZ: ‘Mmm baby.’
REEDSKIES: ‘Drooling….’ & ‘Feel free to post more photos like this one!’
NUTMEAGH: ‘Fawkkkk yesssss volleyballing.’
JESSICABEAUDOIN: ‘School girl crush on this feller! And it helps that he’s one of my fav hockey players right now.’
LITTLEMISSITALIANO: ‘Uummmm i think ur white shorts are see through haha.’
BROOKE3ASHLEY: ‘yum.’
BHEWLIN28: ‘hes hot and he knows it.’
KRISSALGER: ‘Beautiful and now after seeing this I’m excited for hockey to come back!!!’
MARIACHEE: ‘girlboner.’
The continued growth of the ‘ladette’ culture amongst the fairer sex is now officially in overdrive. And I thought it was us guys who were meant to be the perverts?!?!
I can’t even pretend to be disgusted by this behaviour, I love it! Having always been in favour of equality between the sexes, if an attractive young lady wants to buy a guy a drink or invite him back to theirs, that’s fine by me.
The only thing I’m confused about is why I’ve never previously met any women with the same attitude as those making comments about Lupul and his ‘wonderjock’? (I know, I know, jealousy is an unattractive quality.) Oh yeah, that’s right; I’ve never been a handsome professional sports star with loads of money. *sigh*
- By paul.taylor
- July 19, 2012
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3 Comments about this article: Joffrey Lupul gets sexually harassed on Instagram
Why the fuck did I watch 30secs of Tom Cruise playing beach volleyball?
Paul: You want answers?
Ed: I think I’m entitled to them.
Paul: You want answers?
Ed: I want the truth!
Paul: You can’t handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has homo-erotic volleyball film clips. And those clips have to be watched by straight men. Who’s gonna do it? You? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Goose and you curse Tom Cruise. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that watching that volleyball clip, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives…You don’t want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to.
Ed: Did you watch the whole 2 minutes and four seconds?
Paul: (quietly) I did the job I had to do.
Ed: Did you watch the whole 2 minutes and four seconds?
Paul: You’re goddamn right I did!!
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I am still staring at Joff. Do you think this type of publicity is good for the Maple Leafs?